So this weekend, I attended a wedding of a long-time friend and great fun was had by all. As this was a wedding, there are three things that always happens to me: 1) I get really drunk 2) I crash another party 3) I get emotional It was safe to say that all three...
Through thick and parole
So last night, I was watching “Millionaire Matchmaker” and they had this millionaire named Omar on it. He made his money hauling junk from people’s houses. Now that he’s rich, he wants to find a girl. As usual however the reason he’s on a matchmaking show is because there’s something wrong with him –...